MEET AVA: MODERN LIFE IS RUBBISH

I’m Ava, 24, an apathetic PhD student and part-time clothes shop assistant in the ever-so-sunny Liverpool. Thrilling stuff.

When I’m not busy avoiding people, I’m at home with my boyfriend Steve, an “aspiring” songwriter (bless his heart), and our cat, Existential Dread.

In a world obsessed with clout and influencers selling out for a quick buck, I’d rather be here mocking them from afar in YouTube comments and memes. Because who needs real human connection when you can have endless irony and passive-aggressive observations instead?

The fun part about me is that my sarcasm is so thick, no one really knows what I truly enjoy.